You know who the Oscar winners were. But who took home the Razzies, the brickbats, the alternative acclaim? Well:
Quote of the tournament: 'We're not bothered about the fielding' - Younus Khan.
[Not bothered about fielding. Still won. Music to the ears.]
Best attempt at a not-outer [sponsored by Red Ink inc]: Jacques Kallis, SA vs Pakistan
Most dramatic injury: Kevin Pietersen ['I could break down at any time'].
Best haircut: Isuru Udana. Perennial Runner Up: Ishant
Deja Vu All Over Again Moment: England's first ball to Yuvraj, England vs India
Best run-out attempt, with overthrows: Stuart Broad, England vs Netherlands
Best Bowling: Brett Lee 3-0-51-0, Australia vs West Indies
The Best Australian Bowler Allan Border Medal Award: Dirk Nannes [Netherlands]
Best player of spin: Kieron Pollard, West Indies vs Sri Lanka
Best player of fast bowling: Suresh Raina, India vs England
The Hummel Replica Sports Shirts 'XI With The Most Upfront' Award: South Africa
Services To UK Tourism: Ricky Ponting - 'We've got two weeks in Leicester'.
The One Fact Everyone Knows Award: Don't square cut Shahid Afridi - AB de Villiers
Finished Exactly Where Expected Award: England [Super-Eights]
Understudy of the Tournament: Graham Napier, England
Best retirement: That must go to Younus, too, ['I'm too old for this kind of cricket'] along with the most idealistic yet somehow hopeful speech: 'I am requesting of all countries, you must come to Pakistan. Everyone knows law and order is not good, but it's not our fault. Especially for youngsters, we need home series because there is no cricket in Pakistan. How can we motivate the youngsters, especially at school level and college level? I think this will help us build a new structure in Pakistan for our future'.
Well, until then, they can play here anytime.
Update: The Sportsfreak Tipping Competition results are in. Now I know how Brett Lee feels.