Saturday, 9 May 2009

Ramps: Harbinger of Summer

The summer feels like it started, really started, this week. Mark Ramprakash made his first hundred of the new season. It was a late entry for the Bloodaxe; he was serving a ban incurred at the end of last year, perhaps the last real flaring of that famous temper. It was his 104th first class hundred and there are more to come as the wickets lose their green and the bowlers of England surrender once again to the majesty of his batting.

The epic coda of his career, these last few years of three-figure averages and unmatchable elegance, are the story of man paying his dues for his talent. No-one who has seen him bat for Surrey can feel shortchanged. Along with Kevin Pietersen, he has been the best player in the land.

The adjective that attaches itself to him is 'unfulfilled'. It's both fair and unfair. Ramprakash was unfulfilled by Test cricket, but not by the game. His career, and that of Graeme Hick, with whom the gods decreed he should share a Test debut, will become viewed as two of the last great careers of the pre-Twenty20 era. They might be the last men in history to score a hundred hundreds. 

Somehow it seems right that they should be tied together: one man who wanted it too much, another who didn't really want it at all, and who both arrived instead at a lower-key mastery, a day-in-day-out excellence that had its own demands. Is there anyone who would deny that lesser batsmen have had more success in Test cricket? Would anyone rather watch Nasser Hussain or Mike Atherton play?

The careers of Ramprakash and Hick are significant because cricket is about more than just Test matches, just as it's about more than just ODIs or T20. After all, they have both made enough Test bowlers look foolish in county cricket. 

Ramprakash also demands that we examine the notion of talent. It's just not good enough to say that his has somehow not been maximised. That's lazy thinking. As a pure exponent of the art of batting, he has excelled. You could show a film of him to anyone who has never seen the game and say, 'this is how it was meant to be done'. In achieving that, Ramps has paid his debt and left his mark. Catch him now, before it's too late.  


Thursday, 7 May 2009

Free advice

'I'm sure he has learned from it. You must lower your backlift and not go so hard at the ball'.

Duncan Fletcher offering Andrew Flintoff some notes on his recent travails with the bat? Or perhaps Justin Langer throwing an arm around Phil Hughes after his first Test knock?

No, it's er, Ravi Bopara on KP's golden blob yesterday.

He was just about to add that Kev got a bit squared up too, when the chortling of the ECB press man cut him short.

Tomorrow: Graham Onions gives Glenn McGrath some tips on how to take more wickets at Lord's, and Graeme Swann lets Murali in on the best line to bowl to left-handers. Plus: Ravi returns to highlight the problems with Bradman's grip.

Wednesday, 6 May 2009

Golden balls

David Barry came up with some great stats with regard to the post below. Here are the percentage chances of the top five batsmen getting out first ball [drawn from dismissals in all ODIs]:

No 1: 1.6%
No 2: 2.1%
No 3. 2.0%
No 4: 1.9%
No 5: 1.7%

So opening batters are slightly less likely to go first ball, or at least the number one is. The number two's stat is revealing. The psychology of an opening pair is complex: you'd imagine the senior player would take the first ball, but some just don't like to. Others want to swap innings by innings, which is a mindfuck. I open [at a rather more modest level] and I always want to face, but only through fear, and a desire to get it over with. I mask it, of course...

I wonder if the number three stat bulges because they are, by definition, facing a fired-up bowler who's just knocked over an opener [more often than not the number two, that snivelling mummy's boy...]. 

The overall percentage is most interesting though. A top five batter is likely to be out first ball between once and twice per 100 innings. It's strangely comforting.

How it feels when it happens is probably a whole other post. Somehow, it's not as tough mentally as being worked over and then beaten. It's almost like a by-product of the job; once or twice per 100 knocks, you're going to get a ball like KP got today and you don't actually know whether you've batted well or not.

 

Tuesday, 5 May 2009

IPL 2009: predictably unpredictable

I don't know the stats - in fact, I don't know if the stats exist - but I would guess that opening batsmen are dismissed first ball slightly less often than others in the top six. 

The reasons for this groundbreaking opinion are pretty straightforward: bowlers aren't usually warmed up, the loosener is traditional, the batter isn't generally looking to do anything other than leave the ball or nurdle a single, the opener knows exactly when he's going to bat, so he's not out in the middle having just been asleep/padding up/having a crafty smoke etc etc.

None of which explains the weirdest statistic from this year's IPL: six wickets have fallen on the first ball of the innings. I'd call that unprecedented if almost everything else in the IPL wasn't unprecedented too - it's only been going two years, after all. 

Is it a trend? Is it a blip or a bubble? If you bet on the IPL, can you bet on it happening again? Because if it's a cluster, it probably will. 

The day's other event of sublime unpredictability involved Robin Jackman saying something interesting. Not deliberately, obviously, he just read it out, but it was a rundown of the overs in which most wickets fall. All were comforting: the 20th had the most, then the 19th, then the 16th [first of the last five, cue slogathon]. 

The much heralded 11th [first after the ad brea... er, strategic interval] proved not as dangerous as first thought. Teams are switching on to that one. The smart bet there would be on it becoming the least productive over in the competition, run-wise. 

Sunday, 3 May 2009

How great thou art

The oft-postponed first game of the season yesterday. Well, it was almost a game. It was a practice match, a kind of single-wicket affair in which each batsman got five or so overs before swapping around. If you were out you stayed in, albeit with pride dented. 

What became clear once again is where the genius of cricket lies: one chance. Each batsman gets one chance. That rule, stretching back to the origins of the game, allows it to function across centuries, and across formats from T20 to Test cricket. 

More than that, it creates the psychology of the game; it balances it, it provides the key dynamic. 

It was obvious yesterday by its absence. Out of the nine or ten who batted, no-one was out just once. They either batted through without getting out, or they were dismissed twice or more. The reason for that was subconscious, I think. Once they'd lost their wicket and carried on batting, their mindset changed. In a part of the brain, it was already over, so they just slogged and got out again [and again in several cases].

The ground we played at was glorious, a line of tall trees along the near side, a meadow full of yellow flowers opposite, three giant dray-horses grazing in the field at one end, a thatched pavilion at the other. It was like standing in a Constable painting. I didn't even mind all the fielding.


Saturday, 2 May 2009

Advanced Hair Studio

'You lose a lot of hair, especially when you're an opening batsman. Like Sehwag, I'm losing my hair left, right and centre. Cricket has given me everything, but it's taking away my hair'.

Yes, Gautam Gambhir is going bald. So's Veru. You see, bowling is hard on the body. But batting, batting is hard on the psyche. Batting kills the mind. Batting keeps you awake all night and leaves your hair in piles on the pillow. 

Injuries heal. But the hair... the hair ain't coming back anytime soon.*

And they say it's a batsman's game.

Refusal

American authorities have refused to arrest Sir Allen Stanford.

Unlike the ECB, who have merely refused to admit they know him.

They 'announced' the P20, a competition previously hyped as the EPL, the other day. The news sneaked out like a guilty secret about 6pm in the sure and certain knowledge that everyone else [apart from David Hopps] was writing about the Test squad. 

And here is the news: The EPL was going to include an Indian XI and the Stanford Superstars. The P20 isn't. The EPL was going to feature city franchises and player auctions. The P20 isn't. The EPL was going to develop the game and the format, Lalit-style. The P20... ah, you guessed it. 

It's just a bunch of county teams playing a shorter tournament than the Pro40, which it's replacing. But don't tell anyone.