Number of matches Surrey have played this season: 4
Number of matches Chris Tremlett has missed as the club 'manage his workload': 4
Chris Tremlett's actual workload so far: 0 overs
NB: Andre Nel has been suspended until May 4, meaning he'll miss two Clydesdale Bank Pro 40 games. Number of overs available that Tremmers might potentially bowl: 16. First one to sight the great man actually playing cricket and supply photographic evidence to this blog wins a prize [to be determined]...