Giles says there's nothing to worry about, but no-one believes that.
It's always the young ones who suffer in these circumstances. Monty, Alastair and Ian aren't doing so well and Owais doesn't know if anyone fancies him.
'It's him or me,' says KP. So shut the door on your way out, Mooresy.
NB: Who would be surprised if the brains trust for England's Ashes 09 features, in one configuration or another, D. Fletcher, M Vaughan, A Giles and K Pietersen?