Friday, 25 September 2009

Nowt wrong wi' that

A superlative Boycs story:

On one of Ian Botham's first England tours the great man was struggling with form, so Beefy dropped by his hotel room to offer commiserations. Boycott was inside, naked except for his pads. He told Botham to sit on the bed, picked up his bat and demonstrated the famous forward defensive.

'Now tell me what's wrong with that,' Boycs said. 'Nothing, that's what'.


10 comments:

  1. Boycott - naked except for his pads. Bloody hell OB that is HORRID

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  2. Botham dropped by to offer 'comiserations'? Yeah, right!

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  3. I wonder who of current players would practice in the nude.

    Apart from KP of course...

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  4. Leg break... I can vouch for Shoaib Akhtar with his current treatment.

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  5. @scorp

    Good point, so to speak.

    Dhoni would be another one I guess.

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  6. Ace, we should compile a world XI who love themselves enough to practice nude:

    Boycs, KP, Shoaib, MSD, Warnie... all suggestions welcome...

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  7. Nathan Bracken??

    Sorry guys; couldn't help myself.

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  8. ha ha ha... Nathan Bracken... Good one!

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  9. I can't have people dissing Dhoni. That is either calumny or detraction. Dhoni is wonderful and far too good to be mentioned in the same breath as Boycott,Botham,KP etc...

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